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Doggyism 

DOGGYISM
The better religion

On this day 8/25/24 I, Alex Samuel Somers created the religion of Doggyism.

Beliefs
Doggyism has the beliefs of any other religion, our God, Lord and Savior is Astro Superman Somers, Astro for short. Astro is my pet dog.

Reason for creation of religion

Doggyism was made as a true religion, as this religion has a God that can be seen, and has evidence he existed. Unlike other religions, our god is real, and there is proof of his existence.
Traditions of religion
Doggyism has traditions like any other religions, every time a dog is seen you must either pet it, look at it, complement it, speak of it. These especially apply on Astro, if Astro is seen you can pet him and Belly Rub him if he wants one.
Alex believes in Doggyism, he is a Doggyist
Doggyism by Doggyism Alex August 25, 2024
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A religion in which we worship our Holy Father Snoop Dogg or otherwise known as Father Dogg.
Would you like to take a moment to hear about Doggism and our Lord and Savior Father Dogg?
Doggism by Children of Dogg December 4, 2021
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