Doggyism

DOGGYISM
The better religion

On this day 8/25/24 I, Alex Samuel Somers created the religion of Doggyism.

Beliefs
Doggyism has the beliefs of any other religion, our God, Lord and Savior is Astro Superman Somers, Astro for short. Astro is my pet dog.

Reason for creation of religion

Doggyism was made as a true religion, as this religion has a God that can be seen, and has evidence he existed. Unlike other religions, our god is real, and there is proof of his existence.
Traditions of religion
Doggyism has traditions like any other religions, every time a dog is seen you must either pet it, look at it, complement it, speak of it. These especially apply on Astro, if Astro is seen you can pet him and Belly Rub him if he wants one.

Alex believes in Doggyism, he is a Doggyist

Doggyism by Doggyism Alex August 25, 2024

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Doggism

A religion in which we worship our Holy Father Snoop Dogg or otherwise known as Father Dogg.

Would you like to take a moment to hear about Doggism and our Lord and Savior Father Dogg?

Doggism by Children of Dogg December 4, 2021

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Related Words

Doggyism • Doggism • Doggysmile

Doggysmile

The sweet grin from ones sexual conquest of the previous evening's drunken trawling. Defined Doggysmile as although the appearance is appealing closer proximity reveals it smells like a canine turd.

As I went to place my lips on hers once more the bitter doggysmile made me wretch.

Doggysmile by HCrusader June 14, 2008

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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