White dog
poo - An iconic by-product of the 1970s: the decade of explosive colour and outrageous fashions. With towering platform boots, garish floral patterns and ridiculously
long wing collars to compete with, pet
food manufacturers quickly got on board. By combining a large dose of bone meal they created a
poo which put the
pooch back in synch with its owner. Unfortunately as the decade came to a close, the
poo became dull and brackish in line with the sober fashions and bleak economic outlook that followed. There are those who believe that returning to the days of white dog
poo would be a return to the halcyon days of our era. It is
said that one such person is the politician Jeremy Bernard Corbyn. Whether he will succeed will depend upon a generation not even born then. However, knowing how colour attracts youth, there's every chance we'll be seeing glistening little white logs littering our streets again someday soon.