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dog knot 

In engineering, an enlarged section of a rod or pipe to retain it in a hole.
In biology. The inflation of the carpus cavernosum of a dogs penis during intercourse.
"Throw a dog knot around that shaft so it don't come loose."
dog knot by Julie Groman April 26, 2003

dog knot 

TO be tied to a woman like to dogs humping.
I was hammering her in the back set and the cops pulled up and we were in a dog knot trying to get off each other
dog knot by elunchmeat September 3, 2006

dog knot 

A pile of shit that has a pretzel like appearance much like that of a large dog.
Who in the hell left this nasty ass dog knot in the toilet!!!!

I was walking on the lawn and stepped in a giant don knot.
dog knot by B Warden March 28, 2007

dogdog the dog knot 

A truly superior species in every way. Originated from the center of the universe and hopes to one day bring an end to all life.
dogdog the dog knot is coming. leave a serving of spaghetti in front of the door and never stop listening to My Name Jeff vine compilations or you will be vaporized.

Dog Knotts 

Like the landlord from the later seasons of Three’s Company but between a dog’s haunches
“Did you ever see that old movie with the talking fish?”

“You mean The Incredible Mr. Limpet?”

“Yeah yeah the incontinent limp bizkit, whatever. Anyways doesn’t that red rocket remind you of the voice actor?”

“Talkin’ bout Dog Knotts? Jesus, I could go blind from how shiny that thing is.”
Dog Knotts by noiamnotghos August 26, 2022

Dog Knotts 

Like the landlord from the later seasons of Three’s Company but between a dog’s haunches
“Did you ever see that old movie with the talking fish?”

“You mean The Incredible Mr. Limpet?”

“Yeah yeah the incontinent limp bizkit, whatever. Anyways doesn’t that red rocket remind you of the voice actor?”

“Talkin’ bout Dog Knotts? Jesus, I could go blind from how shiny that thing is.”
Dog Knotts by noiamnotghos August 26, 2022