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dog knot 

In engineering, an enlarged section of a rod or pipe to retain it in a hole.
In biology. The inflation of the carpus cavernosum of a dogs penis during intercourse.
"Throw a dog knot around that shaft so it don't come loose."
dog knot by Julie Groman April 26, 2003

dog knot 

TO be tied to a woman like to dogs humping.
I was hammering her in the back set and the cops pulled up and we were in a dog knot trying to get off each other
dog knot by elunchmeat September 3, 2006

dog knot 

A pile of shit that has a pretzel like appearance much like that of a large dog.
Who in the hell left this nasty ass dog knot in the toilet!!!!

I was walking on the lawn and stepped in a giant don knot.
dog knot by B Warden March 28, 2007

dogdog the dog knot 

A truly superior species in every way. Originated from the center of the universe and hopes to one day bring an end to all life.
dogdog the dog knot is coming. leave a serving of spaghetti in front of the door and never stop listening to My Name Jeff vine compilations or you will be vaporized.

Dog Knotts 

Like the landlord from the later seasons of Three’s Company but between a dog’s haunches
“Did you ever see that old movie with the talking fish?”

“You mean The Incredible Mr. Limpet?”

“Yeah yeah the incontinent limp bizkit, whatever. Anyways doesn’t that red rocket remind you of the voice actor?”

“Talkin’ bout Dog Knotts? Jesus, I could go blind from how shiny that thing is.”
Dog Knotts by noiamnotghos August 26, 2022

Dog Knotts 

Like the landlord from the later seasons of Three’s Company but between a dog’s haunches
“Did you ever see that old movie with the talking fish?”

“You mean The Incredible Mr. Limpet?”

“Yeah yeah the incontinent limp bizkit, whatever. Anyways doesn’t that red rocket remind you of the voice actor?”

“Talkin’ bout Dog Knotts? Jesus, I could go blind from how shiny that thing is.”
Dog Knotts by noiamnotghos August 26, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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