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Scary dog friend 

Basically a friend that is scary to others outside of the friend group, the person is usually alt and they have the same effect on strangers as walking with a Rottweiler
Alex is my scary dog friend, when I want to walk alone at night I call them

A.J. Scares off creeps, he's totally a scary dog friend

Dog Friend 

A friend who exists to make everyone happy, they may shit on your floor, but you still over them
Friend 1: have you met example?

Friend 2: yeah he's our dog friend!
Friend1: yeah, but he has beef with jaquavyontavious.
Friend 2: every dog shits on the floor
Dog Friend by kai~kun August 25, 2020

Dog friend 

A bad friend, typically a backstabber or a snitch.
Norman/Alex/Boris/K______ K_______, u a dog friend fo breaking Pranvas nose.
Dog friend by rs09 February 18, 2024
A dog-human relationship that goes beyond a companionship level. They depend on each other just like a couple would.
Bob: What's Max up to today?

Sam: Probably being a loser and just chilling with his dogfriend.
dogfriend by msbieber March 18, 2010

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026