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Dodge Caliber 

The best car, and only car that should be on the road. Get ready to redline this fucker and have your rods shoot out of the hood like fucking projectile missiles. 0-60 in about 3 hours. Not the best car for the obese as hills are a substantial challenge for this 4 banger. If you drive behind this car it’s best practice to give them plenty of room as there’s no telling when this piece of shit will decide to total itself.
Hey mark what’s that big garbage can doing in your driveway?

Oh that’s my dodge caliber!

Have you been taking your meds?
Dodge Caliber by YeahMark June 18, 2023
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Dodge caliber 

Station wagon driven mostly by the elderly although it is also a top choice among a small sect of people who want to go fast but can not aford the type of car which can actually go fast. This small group of people may modify the station wagon by adding cheap nock-off after market parts and detailing the past with colored sharpies.
That dodge caliber a nice car for such an old lady.

Look at that idiot, he thinks that dodge caliber is a sports car...
Dodge caliber by 6299100* December 26, 2016

Dodge Caliber 

Bad ass vehicle for manly men with big dicks and 3D televisions.
Did you see that guys package when he got out of the dodge caliber?!

Yeah! That nice 3D TV!

No, I mean his huge dick.
Dodge Caliber by Dr.flexenstein September 18, 2014