Doche Waffle
A complete tool that thinks he is a lot more than he actualy is. most likely has been ejeculated on over thirty times in his life time
Doche Waffle by Jblue2010@live.com February 19, 2009
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douche-waffle
a person that is really concieted and think that they are cool and full of them selves when people really make fun of them behind their back and can't stand the sight of them
douche-waffle by freddie07 November 8, 2009
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douche waffle by IamSMACK December 28, 2008
douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget
a person thats basically a complete PRICK and is usually a friend of yours that always finds a way to...
A. Step on ur game
B. Ruin a existing relationship
C. Cannot keep mouth shut even over life or death situations
D. and finally is a complete dumbass
A. Step on ur game
B. Ruin a existing relationship
C. Cannot keep mouth shut even over life or death situations
D. and finally is a complete dumbass
You: Wow ur brother is a douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget
Ex-Girlfriend: LOL WTF what is that
You: your brothers new nickname "lol"
Ex-Girlfriend: and why is that lol
You: he just called my girlfriend a slut and we almost broke up cuz of another douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget blowing everything out of the water....
Ex-Girlfriend: Lol well HAHAHAHAHA!!! I like the new nick name im gonna call him that to :)
Ex-Girlfriend: LOL WTF what is that
You: your brothers new nickname "lol"
Ex-Girlfriend: and why is that lol
You: he just called my girlfriend a slut and we almost broke up cuz of another douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget blowing everything out of the water....
Ex-Girlfriend: Lol well HAHAHAHAHA!!! I like the new nick name im gonna call him that to :)
douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget by The Guitar Hero January 11, 2009
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douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget by golf-freak93 January 30, 2008
douche waffle
douche waffle by Siyui December 22, 2008
douche waffle
A name derived from a young man in the early years of 2004. The term is used to insult someone, but instead of sayin douche bag or just plain douche, douche waffle came tumbling out of this young mans mouth. The word refers to one being a douche shaped as a waffle, or that smells like a waffle, or a douche that tastes like a waffle.
Also see: Douche, douche nugget, douche bag, douche salad, and douche bucket
Also see: Douche, douche nugget, douche bag, douche salad, and douche bucket
douche waffle by douche waffle May 13, 2005
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