The result of squashing poco to a normal perons width, therefore resulting in his flab getting sqqished vertically upwards, making him around 5 metres high....a giant doche

lets play push the poco....omg we pushed so hard hes turned into a giant doche

doche by Petor May 28, 2004

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doche

a long skinny dick

when i saw ryan’s dick i immediately thought, “what a doche”

doche by dxkrxdxer August 13, 2018

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doche

Contrary to popular belief doche is used to signify the orgasmic awesomeness of any person, place or thing. It is often used as a greeting in conversation to celebrate the moment you meet someone you pwn at life.
It has opposing or unrelated meanings to the word douche or douche bag.
Warning: Do not use this word against severely insecure or suicidal persons.

Doche Doche Doche! I feel incredible seeing you I fuckin' own you in all ways possible. You make me feel great. Doche!

doche by pdochesti May 22, 2007

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doche

really really long donga (preferably 2 metres)which is skinny (about 14mm)that my friends, is a doche.

Silky u doche!
dochey lad!

doche by Tucker December 3, 2003

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Doche Waffle

A complete tool that thinks he is a lot more than he actualy is. most likely has been ejeculated on over thirty times in his life time

George Bush is a Doche Waffle

Doche Waffle by Jblue2010@live.com February 19, 2009

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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