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dizzy dick 

Noun When your dick is so big a slut gets dizzy due to lack of oxygen from sucking your dick.
Last night when I was doing this broad in the throat she turned blue from dizzy dick I thought we were role playing the Smurfs.

dick dizzy 

is what happens when you give your girl the long dick. shes hooked. you got that girl all kinds of dick dizzy. she cant even walk straight shes so dick dizzy. its a simple math equation, you+ long dick= one dick dizzy female.
el duderino- dude how did it go last night?
bromo- man, i accidently gave her the long dick, and she got so dick dizzy she fell down 3 times. shes trippin.

el duderino- man i want to get dick dizzy and trip.

girl- wow im so dick dizzy! can you drive me home?
dude- hell no, that shit is contagious.

dude- so you tryin to get a little dick dizzy?
girl- if i knew what that was i might try it.
dude- well here comes the long dick. you ready?
girl- oh wow this is insane! i never thought i wouold get this dick dizzy.
dude- yeahhh, you want a towel?

girl- i hate you, i dont want the long dick.
dude- bitch your dick dizzy, lay down before you get sick on my bed.
girl- your right, im so out of it, is there a cure for this?
dude- yeah, more long dick.
dick dizzy by sallysnaglepuss January 5, 2010

Dick dizzy 

When a girl so focused on a guy she cant think straight. He has her mind gone
Shay forgot to turn in her paper on time because she so dick dizzy over Ian.
Dick dizzy by Wookie901 February 28, 2019

Dick Dizzy 

Being Dick Dizzy is when a women is overly submissive to a male partner. Simular to a man being "pussy whipped".
"But I love him!" "Nah you're just dick dizzy."
Dick Dizzy by Nordic1nomad October 20, 2023

Dilzy Dickhead

An annoying person who displays witty, dizzy, and condescending behavior.
Because of his untimely sarcastic response, it lead everyone to believe he was a dilzy dickhead.
Dilzy Dickhead by Ms. Tychi May 22, 2026
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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