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Divine Eights 

Technique during Fellatio whereby giver does the following:

1. Use head thrusting to completely envelope entire penis.
2. Giver uses nose to draw imaginary figure 8's in pubic area.

The result is extreme pleasure for the receiver via extreme stimulation of the entire penile crown, unattainable by simply head thrusting alone. (Chicken Necking)

Can probably also be done during irrumatio, if both giver and receiver are well attuned to each other.
I sure wish those american sextard bitches (ASB) knew how to do those Divine Eights that the East European and Russian goddesses are so proficient at. It's bad enough the ASB don't know or understand or are even willing to learn ESO, Tantrism or any of the other 'highly skilled techniques'; The ASB don't even know the basics of Fellatio such as Divine Eights!@$% I don't know why I waste my time giving them Venus Butterfly or even erotic massage. Sheesh!
Divine Eights by Jon_Public May 12, 2010
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Eight-Handled Sword Divergent Sila Divine General Mahoraga

Eight-Handled Sword Divergent Sila Divine General Mahoraga (魔虚羅, Makora) is the most powerful shikigami of the Ten Shadows Technique, a hereditary ability of the Zenin clan currently wielded by Megumi Fushiguro.
To summon Mahoraga, the user extends both arms forward with closed fists and recites: "With this treasure, I summon Eight-Handled Sword Divergent Sila Divine General Mahoraga."
No Ten Shadows user in the Zenin clan's history has ever successfully tamed it — until Ryomen Sukuna, who subjugated it while possessing Megumi's body. Mahoraga can still be summoned before being tamed to force an exorcism ritual, but doing so is suicidal, as it will attack the summoner first before turning on anyone else present. Megumi treats this as a last-resort trump card: a way to drag an otherwise unbeatable opponent down with him.
Haruta: "Are you finished?"
Megumi: (begins ritual) "With this treasure, I summon... Eight-Handled Sword Divergent Sila Divine General Mahoraga."
Haruta: "I've been tricked. It's a ritual. He got me in and forcefully began the ritual of two people."
Megumi: "Sorry, Itadori." (passes out)
Haruta: "Hold on. What kind of joke is this?! Damn it. Get up, sorcerer!"
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