Dith

An adjective characterizing someone who consistently drops the ball; always fails to do something or deliver; is generally useless

Oh man, Tyrus forgot to pick up the tickets yesterday? What a dith.

It's been three weeks and he still hasn't delivered the project, this guy is a total dith.

by streetsofSF49 October 11, 2011

dith

Someone who looks or acts like a Deer in the Headlights.

He was so unaware of the conversation that he came off looking like a dith.

by DrG February 10, 2012

dith

acronym for resting ones penis in the quaff of another, often unsuspecting, subject. Or Dick In The Hair

The longest dith I have ever gotten away with was 5 minutes at my brothers barmitzva

by Anonymous April 20, 2003

Slim Dith

A person who is unusually short, slow, and adorable for one's age. A male must be under 5'5" when a Sophomore or later and a Female must be under 5'1" and not be able to run a 5.7 40 yard dash. Also it could be put to an extreme if you are a male and you sit on your girlfriend's lap instead of her sitting on yours.

Senior 1: Did you see that baby roaming the halls of Elder?

Senior 2: Yeah, what a Freshman!

Sophomore: No, he's actually in my grade, and my homeroom.

Senior 2: Wow, What a Slim Dith!

by Macir Ross September 11, 2009