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disturbate 

Verb. To get gratification through self-interruption. To pleasure oneself by purposefully causing one's own interference. To gain satisfaction, happiness, elation, or joy by interrupting one's own peace, quiet, rest, or harmony.

Other forms include: disturbator, disturbation, disturbates, disturbating.
As usual, just when everything in his life is in order and he has seemingly achieved a high level of peace and harmony, Tom becomes bored and miserable and begins to disturbate.

Bill will disturbate if he thinks that his life has become too settled, quiet, or free of stress.

Jack will disturbate until there is an adequate amount of chaos in his life.

After playing a flawless first half, the Jaguars fumbled the second half kickoff and continued to disturbate until the game was tied. Satisfied, they then won the game in overtime.

What to others looks like a perfect existence actually causes Sam to disturbate.

After receiving a huge bonus for his amazing sales production, Mac chose drinking too many cocktails at lunch everyday as his way to disturbate.

Smooth sailing always prompts Tony to disturbate.

disturbate by Buzz Writeyear February 2, 2008
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Disturbate 

To derive pleasure from the observation of disturbing material or act.
Yo dude, did you just DISTURBATE over Saw V?
Disturbate by dearly_disturbed_dan September 13, 2009

disturbate 

Disturbing somebody while they are masturbating. This usually happens when a guy has a complete hard-on, though far from ejaculation, and someone just pops up into his private space.
(Pat suddenly breaks into the room while Sam is watching porn and stroking his tool.)
Pat: Sam! Sorry to disturbate you but your mother's here.
Sam: WTF!
disturbate by virtualvirtue January 16, 2013

disturbole 

Related to hyperbole but instead exhibiting irrational behaviors characteristic of deluded, demonic, or disturbed speech. People exhibiting disturbole label individuals or organizations as synonymous to the evilest examples of practices or behaviors from history, given without notable evidence, and used in place of logic to dehumanize and silence dissenting opinions.
Joe saw Jackie at a recent peaceful protest on the passage of a healthcare bill and called her a fascist, exhibiting disturbole in characterizing an individual he disagrees.
disturbole by sliderbot June 8, 2023

iSturbater 

One who likes to whip out their i-Gadget and play around with it constantly
Will is such an iSturbater, he took out his touch and his macbook so he could sync them in the middle of class!
iSturbater by Hello123212 March 27, 2009

disturbation 

The act of disturbing someone to the point where you might as well be doing what the word sounds like in front of them.
Poor Scott. We must have scared him away with our ways of disturbation.
disturbation by Anderem August 4, 2007

Disasturbate 

When your life is so shitty, all you can do is masturbate in sorrow and self-pity.
"What happened to Luke the other day?"

"I don't know man, but it must be pretty horrible - he just went to the other room to disasturbate."
Disasturbate by kOrEAn Bbq May 9, 2013
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