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Distractivist 

Distractivist : (n.) an activist with a savior complex who invents a false narrative to create a platform to put himself or herself into the spotlight in order to gain control or power and who has no desire at all to serve the people he or she claims to represent.
The people regretted voting a distractivist into office, for they later learned he only pretended to care about them in order to get elected.
Distractivist by Callitwhatitis October 26, 2019
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distractivity 

Distractivity is what you’re doing when you get distracted from what you should be doing. It's generally what you want to do, often what you need to do, and arguably, what you’ll do best.
John wasn't making much progress on the company's annual report, so he welcomed the distractivity of working on his website.
distractivity by JohnGoodman January 25, 2010

Distractivated 

Being actively distracted in such a way that it activates ideas that motivate or inspire.
Brooke- what's up Pammy? You seem distracted?
Pamela- nah brookie I'm distractivated, I just came up with a new word.

"I was so distractivated at work today, I had the perfect idea for Rhys's birthday"

Distractivated 

To be actively distracted in such a way that it activates ideas that motivate or inspire.
"I was so distractivated at college today, I had an epic idea for a kickstarter."

distractionist 

Person with an unnatural talent for distracting people.
Bryan, Danielle, and Ashley are all master distractionists.
distractionist by bNz719 October 10, 2010

Distractivated 

Being actively distracted in such a way that it activates ideas that motivate or inspire.
A word you say when you want to sound smart and don't know what to say
Tommy was so Distractivated at the burger place, he made new fries recipe.

Distractivated 

To be actively distracted in such a way that it activates ideas that motivate or inspire.
While lurking in the LUCI.org Hangout, one of the Linux aficionado's, Distractivated me to the point that I now have my Youtube degree in all things IBM Model M clicker keyboards.
Distractivated by Wolga October 11, 2017