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Disil

Disil is the art of basil and dice getting together everyday for a kissy kissy bum bum, but only on Wednesday is rain added for a triple threat
Sans: I heard disil is happening today!

Rain: today’s Wednesday so it’s a GGG jumpy jumpy carrot funky day *heart*
by Urdadstinysmellydingdong January 21, 2022
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Disil

A ship between two people that is gay unless it is Wednesday
Rando- When is disil ever gay?
Disil- On every day but Wednesday
by Human trash <3 January 16, 2022
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dipilitante

Dipilitante is a noun, generally a feminine term, assigned to a friend or lover who helps to remove unwanted body hair. (see 'Manscaping'; "Mow the Lawn")

(A quasi-portmanteau, dipilitante was constructed by conflating "dilettante" and "depilitant".)
Man: "I'm heading to Hawaii for a holiday, so I've been working out quite a bit so I look buff in my Speedo...."

Woman: "I think I'd better play dipilitante, in that case, and shear some of that fur off your back & shoulders!"
by Johnny Soporno May 8, 2012
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Anne Desilva Sawatzky

Anne means a hoe, her only goal in life is to play guys and fuck them at Ajax Costco. Anne means weak . Girls with the name Anne usually want to fight , but loose every fight . If your name is Anne you suck boys dicks and cant fight.

Alyssa: Did you see Anne nose? It looks like she uses all her fingers at once.

Nicole: Hahaha yes! it’s fugly just like her face. Makeup doesn’t help her either. She looks like a snake. Don’t get me started on her black nasty ugly gums.

Alyssa: I know right! I don’t know how she can walk around with that.

Alyssa: do you know Anne husband cheats on her? He writes love notes for the other woman on UD.

Nicole: yea everyone knows and talking about it. He’s been doing it since high school to 2022. She deserves it. LMAO

Alyssa: did you hear about Anne husband and the other woman he’s known since high school?

Nicole: Everyone knows. They say he’s crazy for this other woman.

Alyssa: do you know Anne has a twin?
Nicole: omg Anne is so fugly. Is her twin fugly like Anne?
Alyssa: I agree Anne is fugly and dumb, but her twin is prettier.

Alyssa: did you see Anne wedding pictures?
Nicole: yea, it was gross, why didn’t she at least shave her underarms. It’s hairy dark and gross.

Alyssa: Did hear the about Anne wedding?
Nicole: yea everyone’s talking about it. Her husband was drunk as a skunk, I heard there’s another woman, he called her on the wedding day. They talked for a while, he was crying throughout the conversation.
Anne Desilva Sawatzky means stupid ass bitch cannot fight her own battles. Blames her anxiety for everything
by Theotherwoman17 April 16, 2022
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The Stegall Disclaimer

Clause.

Codicil used by males prior to engaging in vaginal/anal intercourse with sorostitutes. This clause is directly used to relieve any and/or all future hopes of aforementioned guttersluts from pressuring said individual into relationships. Further, the male in said situation is absolved from all guilt stemming from palpation of the vaginal canal and/or anus on any given sexual encounter. Upon acceptance of the agreement, the sorostitute has no grounds to bitch or carp about the male’s absence of interest in her personally as well as sexually post copulation. The function of the agreement replaces the antiquated phrase “sex does not constitute a relationship” that is typically used in one’s defense after coitus. It is important to note that most experts agree that had the Stegall Disclaimer been instituted in our fathers’ time most bullshit that almost all of us have had to deal with at one time or another could have been avoided.

NOTE: The most integral and ingenuous part of the disclaimer is that it dispels the myth that the vast majority of women believe that they are “special” and “different” from all other “pieces of ass.” In addition, the application of this verbal contract vindicates a fundamental part of the male’s relationship slant – women are stupid and think that they can change men, but they are incorrect. It is important to remember that the use of the disclaimer MUST be clearly in place before the first penetrating act. Serious consequences will result if the methodology is applied AFTER “rearranging her guts.”

The Disclaimer was first implanted in the fall of 2003 and has since achieved overwhelmingly positive results. To the knowledge of all pundits of the clause, the disclaimer’s veil has not been pierced since inception.

*The Stegall Disclaimer does not protect against HIV or other sexually transmitted diseases.
Amy: “He’s such a fucking dick for screwing me and not calling this week.”
Pam: “But you said that he gave you the Stegall Disclaimer.”
Amy: “I know but…well…fuck.”

Zach: “You can’t just raw-dog your soldier through some chick and not take her out later.”
Ryan: “You are uninformed, my friend. I gave her the ‘ol Stegall Disclaimer.”
Zach: “You are a goddamned genius.”
by William Faulknerite April 12, 2009
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Disclaimer

A statement that denies that nothing is wrong
Just a disclaimer, No ducks were ever harmed in the making of the duck songs.
by Johnny bob999988885555 May 10, 2021
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Captain Disillusion

Captain Disillusion is the alias of a video skeptic who breaks down viral film and video into cinematic components for analysis.
Captain Disillusion has a YouTube channel where he presents many viral videos with debunking evidence.
by The Red October May 14, 2009
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