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The Dishman 

When someone makes a total ass of themselves so much that you can't look at them the same way
"Look at that guy, he just Dishmaned all over the place!"

"That guy just committed The Dishman"
The Dishman by whitechicks2014 November 29, 2014
An individual usually living in the southern part of the states. These individuals have more cousins than flies on a poopy flavored lolly pop. These rural humans enjoy drinking and fireworks and an insane combination of the both. In their homes you may find large open rooms full of nothing but stuffed animals and a gun rack. Typically you can count the number of teeth still in their mouth on two hands. When disaster strikes, you are sure that the first thing these humans do is grab the guns and jerky.
When i was down in the south for deer season the land was covered in Ed's and Dishmans. Those Dishmans are crazy hardcore Redneck fishing fools.
dishman by Amoxicillin May 8, 2006
An individual usually living in the southern part of the states. These individuals have more cousins in their extended family than flys on a poopy flavored lolly pop. These rural humans enjoy drinking till they dance on tables and tend to have rooms full of nothing but stuffed birds and shotguns. Typically you can count the number of teeth still left in their mouth on two hands. When distaster strikes, you are sure that the first thing these humans do is grab for their guns and jerky.
When i was down in the south for dear season the land was covered in Ed's and Dishmans. Those Dishmans are crazy hardcore Redneck fishing fools.
Dishman by H4wxor May 8, 2006

Emma Dishman 

The best candidate for Junior Representatives
Emma Dishman is the best candidate for Junior Representative
Emma Dishman by emjdish April 22, 2019
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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