Disgusturbate 

verb;

to be so thoroughly disgusted that one begins furiously masturbating as a reflex.

When Nathan accidentally took off his pants and turned on his webcam while we were chatting on GCHAT, I was so shocked and appalled by his lewd behavior that I had to turn on my own webcam and began to disgusturbate right then and there!

Disgusturbate by Embryonic Sperm Cell October 3, 2010

Disgusturbate 

(Verb) masturbation but to something that disgusts you.

Chad: I can't stop watching midget scat porn.
Kyle: oh you like to Disgusturbate!

Disgusturbate by CrimsonBeefcake July 4, 2023

Disasturbate 

When your life is so shitty, all you can do is masturbate in sorrow and self-pity.

"What happened to Luke the other day?"

"I don't know man, but it must be pretty horrible - he just went to the other room to disasturbate."

Disasturbate by kOrEAn Bbq May 9, 2013

Disasturbate 

Masturbating during a natural or otherwise any disaster.

The tornado is coming, I better disasturbate so I can too.

Disasturbate by Jawsh00 July 3, 2015

disgusterbating 

The most disgusting thing worse than being caught masturbating

This tequila tastes disgusterbating!

disgusterbating by @angusta25 December 16, 2014

Disasturbate 

When you are sad and alone, you go in the corner of a small room and profusely cry and sweat while you violently masturbate.

"Yo, did you finally have sex with your girlfriend last night"
"No, man. She had to leave early so I just went home to disasturbate."

Disasturbate by foooswagga-7 April 14, 2013

Disasturbate 

To fantasize over SHTF scenarios.

Watching that show Doomsday Preppers is great way to disasturbate.

Disasturbate by Evan Estaog May 26, 2012