Disgusturbate

verb;

to be so thoroughly disgusted that one begins furiously masturbating as a reflex.

When Nathan accidentally took off his pants and turned on his webcam while we were chatting on GCHAT, I was so shocked and appalled by his lewd behavior that I had to turn on my own webcam and began to disgusturbate right then and there!

by Embryonic Sperm Cell October 3, 2010

Disgusturbate

(Verb) masturbation but to something that disgusts you.

Chad: I can't stop watching midget scat porn.
Kyle: oh you like to Disgusturbate!

by CrimsonBeefcake July 4, 2023

Disasturbate

When your life is so shitty, all you can do is masturbate in sorrow and self-pity.

"What happened to Luke the other day?"

"I don't know man, but it must be pretty horrible - he just went to the other room to disasturbate."

by kOrEAn Bbq May 9, 2013

Disasturbate

Masturbating during a natural or otherwise any disaster.

The tornado is coming, I better disasturbate so I can too.

by Jawsh00 July 3, 2015

disgusterbating

The most disgusting thing worse than being caught masturbating

This tequila tastes disgusterbating!

by @angusta25 December 16, 2014

Disasturbate

When you are sad and alone, you go in the corner of a small room and profusely cry and sweat while you violently masturbate.

"Yo, did you finally have sex with your girlfriend last night"
"No, man. She had to leave early so I just went home to disasturbate."

by foooswagga-7 April 14, 2013

Disasturbate

To fantasize over SHTF scenarios.

Watching that show Doomsday Preppers is great way to disasturbate.

by Evan Estaog May 26, 2012