Diseru 

Noun
A dirty little whore.

See STD.

Six months later after banging his sister, he caught a Diseru.

Diseru by Jack MeHoff July 15, 2004

crosswalk distrust 

The irrational suspicion held by every human that tells us we cannot hit a crosswalk button just once. Our intuition tells us that, if we only hit the button one time, the electronic signal will not be sent sufficiently to the traffic light. Therefore, every pedestrian makes a fist and hits the button -- rapid-fire style -- until lactic acid causes our triceps to cramp up and shut down.

Dan: Hey ‘Weed – you’re not playin’ Galaga. Hit the button a few times and then stand down.

Tim: Sorry, ‘Skinner. I’ve got major crosswalk distrust…and I don’t wanna miss my waxing appointment.

crosswalk distrust by whiteboyDJ November 3, 2010

Dishruptance 

The feeling of accidentally opening the dishwasher while it’s running.

When chat-GPT opened the dishwasher while it was still running the felt a sense of dishruptance

Dishruptance by Tdxitogxkxgl March 29, 2023

Diserplmea 

A rare and contagious disease that is spread through direct eye contact. Symptoms include:
1. Treats every object and thing like a scratch and sniff sticker, including liquids
2. Only knows English, but has random outbursts of fluent Korean
3. Is afraid of financial stability and music
4. Has violent seizures while making bomb Rigatoni
5. Is deathly afraid of the number six
7. Can't stop using phrases like "dope!" and "lit!"
8. When the disease takes full control, victim can shape-shift into a Cinnamon Roll at will

If you see anyone with the symptoms of Diserplmea, shoot on site!

Diserplmea by Vlad the Impaler (B.v and A.c) December 2, 2019

The Great Disruption 

1. A frightening new historical era that began in 2008 with the crash of world economies and the simultaneous collapse of trust in governing institutions. 2. A wrenching shift in human society resulting from 50 years of unsustainable development, over-population, environmental degredation, economic injustice and rapid resource depletion. 3. The growing realization that sophisticated "financial engineering" cannot solve the growing list of real-world problems.

The Great Disruption could be the biggest challenge in human history since the collapse of the Roman Empire in 466 A.D.

The Great Disruption by Peter Kobs March 9, 2009

Disgruntled pirate 

to ejaculate in ones eye and thier reaction is to put their hand over the eye and scream "YAR!!!!!";

See Pookey-Tim

"She was going down on me and I pulled out and gave her the disgruntled pirate"

Disgruntled pirate by Spunk Masta flex October 16, 2004

Disgruntled Engineer 

A person who claims to be a mad scientist, but is actually better at inventing things. Usually derogatory in the scientific community.

Have you heard of Dr. Insano, the famous mad scientist?

Nah, he's not a mad scientist, just a disgruntled engineer. He doesn't even use proper testing methods!

Disgruntled Engineer by Xeretsym February 7, 2010