(noun) A monkey that is in desperate need for a shower. It can also mean a person that plays
halo too much, and is really really dirrrrty.
The repeated use of the letter "
r" symbolizes just how dirty they really are.
If you ever run into a dirrrrrrrtykong (class
7), just back away slowly,
don't turn your back on it, and then get the hell outta there!
Ben: Dude I was walking through the
jungle the other
day, and I totally ran into a dirrrtykong!
Kevin: Wow, that's a level 3 dirtykong! I'm surprised you made it out
alive!
Ben: Yeah, I'm alive, but I sure smell like shit