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Dirty tackle 

When a man does not shower for a few days (3 or 4 will do), to get nice and raunchy, and then, after reaching primo raunch status, has any girl perform felatio. Usually the schmeg can be smelled from head high, so having her face in your dirty, not washed, raunchy croch won't be a pleasant experience for the senses (at least one of them).
I didn't shower for three days, and so when my girl came over I decided to give her the dirty tackle. She went down on me and I smelled it (schmegma) from up top so I know she definitely did too. However, she didn't seem to mind.
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Dirty Tacklebox 

When your girlfriend takes off her panties and her vag smells like a dirty tacklebox.
Tony: Dude last night I finally hooked up with Theresa but she has a dirty tacklebox!
Dirty Tacklebox by raulhe June 13, 2009

dirty tickler 

When you finger a woman with dirty scuff hands.
I gave her the dirty tickler. She now has an infection. My bad.
dirty tickler by trailer shop February 12, 2017

dirty tickle 

Elegant colour, rich flavour.

Commonly offered to touts in return for testament tickets.
I'll give you a dirty tickle and a fiver for a testament ticket mate.
dirty tickle by Dirty tickler March 7, 2020

Dirt Tickle

A dirt tickle is when a male is penetrating his female partner from behind in her vagina and inserts his finger into her anus to stimulate his erection.
Dude I was smashing Michelle from behind and she just wasn't doin' it for me so I put my finger in her ass and gave my knob the old dirt tickle.
Dirt Tickle by imsquarehead May 17, 2019

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026