How was your girls night last weekend? It was great until my best friend pulled a dirty melissa on me!
by Dirty chia April 15, 2020
When a friend comes out of the room after having sex, takes the condom off, and slaps you square in the face with it.
by Drtrucks11 May 28, 2019
When a girl is beating you off with a ridiculous amount of vaseline in the back of a taxi. Then gives you a blow job while the gobs of vaseline run over her lips and face.
Aye you skeeeeyuuuu that bitch gave me a dirty melissa after the bar last night, her name wasn't even melissa.
by DocMc September 24, 2015