Dirty detroit

When a prostitute takes a dump on your car and slams your head in it.

While visiting michigan I had this prostitute offer a dirty detroit. Now i have a shitty headache

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Having sex with 2 different girls within 24 hours without taking a shower

Yesterday, I pulled off the Detroit dirty dick with Sarah and Emily

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When you hold in your shit on a hot day so it turns into messy diarrhea and you let it all out on someone elses chest.

Guy-"Man, I can't hold it anymore or this will become some Dirty daves soup imported from detroit"
Guy 2- "Serve me up a bowl right on my chest"

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"Hey man this weed is great, try it"

"No way, this shit is detroit dirt."

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Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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