when you're sucking your girl's big toe as she twists your balls into a knot and proceeds to stick her foot into your anus making you climax on her dog.
Bro mattie gave the hardest dirty walker of my life, her dog is stuck to the wall.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.