dirty vlad 

dirty vlad is when you give oral sex to a girl who's menstruating and sucking her period blood, while she crushes your head with her thighs. this ends when she cums so much that the blood to cum ratio is over 50/50 or when you go unconcious due to lack of oxygen because of the thighs blocking your airways.

person 1: "damn, i still feel a metallic taste in my mouth after pulling off a dirty vlad last night"

person 2:"well at least you didn't stop go into cardiac arrest from lack of oxygen this time"

dirty vlad by hero(in) September 9, 2021

Dirty Vlad 

When a guy asks a girl what her safe word is, then fears for his own safety and refuses to have sex with her.

I thought the night was gonna be lit when he asked me about a safe word but he pulled a dirty Vlad. Nobody likes a tease!

Dirty Vlad by elsbeth March 15, 2022

Dirty Vlad 

a guy who keeps to himself but he secretly loves eating tuna while jacking of under the table in class

man i love doing a dirty Vlad in history

Dirty Vlad by furryblaster3000 October 15, 2022

Dirty Vladimir

When one guy has a sexual inter corse with two smoking hot females while drinking a gallon of White Russian and using borsch for lubrication.

Girls are you willing to be a little risky tonight and try a Dirty Vladimir?

Dirty Vladimir by Vladimir Siriia April 18, 2020