Dirty Ted

When the male sucks the shit out of a woman's ass. He then proceeds to spit the shit in his hands, and masturbate with it.

I can't wait to meet with Susan tonight, I've been thinking about a Dirty Ted all day!

by Ragar March 9, 2019

Dirty Ted

When you fuck someone then hack them to bits in your Volkswagen Beetle

Man he really pulled a Dirty Ted! Hope he gets 10 life sentences.

by Nasty Ginger June 7, 2022

Dirty Ted

When your charming man smears piss and cum on your face while yelling "TEDDY" repeatedly. Then the man shit on her vag, so hard that she vomits in his mouth.

Joe: I gave my girl a HELLA Dirty Ted last night
John: Good for you, but ew

by kk_hill6 February 27, 2022

Dirty ted

When a dog bites your dick off and then shits it into your mom's mouth

i did a dirty ted this morning at the park

by anonymous August 29, 2022

Dirty Ted Nivison

Go to every rainforest cafe and jerk off in the bathroom

Hey dude have you ever done a Dirty Ted Nivison?
Tf is that?

by HoppyGoth July 22, 2023

dirty teddy

After having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and tries to put it in his partner's mouth. She refuses and he rubs the poop on her face. She then goes and pukes in the bathroom.

TJ gave Mary a Dirty Teddy and she never had anal sex or spoke to TJ again.

by Big richie November 11, 2008

dirty teddy

After having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and attempts to insert the poop covered fudgebar his partner's mouth. Due to her refusal of the rusty nail into her oral cavity, he rubs the poop on her lips much like applying a shit smelling lipstick. She then goes and pukes in the bathroom.

Mary was smashed and all over Ted. He turned her over and busted the dirty teddy. Soon after she asked him to leave.

by Uncle Teddy December 1, 2006