Dirty Ted

When the male sucks the shit out of a woman's ass. He then proceeds to spit the shit in his hands, and masturbate with it.

I can't wait to meet with Susan tonight, I've been thinking about a Dirty Ted all day!

by Ragar March 09, 2019

Dirty Ted

When you fuck someone then hack them to bits in your Volkswagen Beetle

Man he really pulled a Dirty Ted! Hope he gets 10 life sentences.

by Nasty Ginger June 07, 2022

Dirty Ted Nivison

Go to every rainforest cafe and jerk off in the bathroom

Hey dude have you ever done a Dirty Ted Nivison?
Tf is that?

by HoppyGoth July 23, 2023

Dirty Ted

When your charming man smears piss and cum on your face while yelling "TEDDY" repeatedly. Then the man shit on her vag, so hard that she vomits in his mouth.

Joe: I gave my girl a HELLA Dirty Ted last night
John: Good for you, but ew

by kk_hill6 February 28, 2022

Dirty ted

When a dog bites your dick off and then shits it into your mom's mouth

i did a dirty ted this morning at the park

by August 30, 2022