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When your charming man smears piss and cum on your face while yelling "TEDDY" repeatedly. Then the man shit on her vag, so hard that she vomits in his mouth.
Joe: I gave my girl a HELLA Dirty Ted last night
John: Good for you, but ew
by kk_hill6 February 28, 2022
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A man who can cum 1 liter in 2 minutes, and then do it again in 1 hr
Bill: Richard is SUCH a dirty chipper.
Ainsley: I want him to blow a load on my face
by kk_hill6 February 28, 2022
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