Dirty Taylor 

A Dirty Taylor is when one double bags it while fucking a girl, and when he pulls out after he's done, doesn't notice that the second condom slipped off inside her. Unbeknownst to her, the stagnant condom causes a major internal infection that results in her death. At the funeral, the Dirty Taylor continuously reminds her bereaved loved ones that this never would have happened if she'd agreed to anal when he asked her.

"You didn't hear about Josie? Yeah, tragic victim of a Dirty Taylor."

Dirty Taylor by Old_boy October 5, 2006

dirty taylor 

a dirty taylor is when two people that are in love are having sex and it's nice and wonderful and not violent and they love eachother very much

babe i want to give you a dirty taylor tonight
awww babe ilysm

dirty taylor by catlover333 November 24, 2021

Dirty Taylor 

A Dirty Taylor is when the girl starts licking the man's ass while having her period in his mouth.

Sandy totally gave Michael a Dirty Taylor yesterday.

Dirty Taylor by Strohmyer May 9, 2006

Dirty taylor 

The act of a Heeb going to a bank and inserting every penny in his anus and licking all of the clean

I can’t go tomorrow I plan to go to the bank and do a dirty taylor

Dirty taylor by anonymous April 28, 2023

Dirty Taylor 

The act of a Heeb going to a bank taking $100 worth of pennies and shoving them in their rectum and liking every penny clean

I can’t go to the party I plan on pulling a dirty Taylor at the bank today

Dirty Taylor by Taylor is a heeb April 28, 2023

dirty taylor 

when your vagina gets caught in the toaster but it feels really nice so you turn it on while sticking two of your brothers penises up your ass and the cream cheese gets squirted into your eyeballs until you moan out "lightly sparkling spring water!"

I dirty taylor'd last night and it felt SO good!!!!!

dirty taylor by thefull8inches August 17, 2023

Dirty zach taylor 

To have very poor hygiene, aswell as to wear girls skirts, with no underwear underneath, as a way to defficate in public places without people noticing.

“I’ve seen that lanky inbred greasy kid in Calne, with his girlfriend Katie, he’s always wearing a skirt, his hair is always greasy and smells like a chip-pan, must be a Dirty Zach Taylor”

Dirty zach taylor by The taylor family are tramps June 4, 2021