A Dirty Taylor is when one double bags it while fucking a girl, and when he pulls out after he's done, doesn't notice that the second condom slipped off inside her. Unbeknownst to her, the stagnant condom causes a major internal infection that results in her death. At the funeral, the Dirty Taylor continuously reminds her bereaved loved ones that this never would have happened if she'd agreed to anal when he asked her.
by Old_boy October 5, 2006
by Strohmyer April 29, 2006
a dirty taylor is when two people that are in love are having sex and it's nice and wonderful and not violent and they love eachother very much
by catlover333 November 24, 2021
To have very poor hygiene, aswell as to wear girls skirts, with no underwear underneath, as a way to defficate in public places without people noticing.
“I’ve seen that lanky inbred greasy kid in Calne, with his girlfriend Katie, he’s always wearing a skirt, his hair is always greasy and smells like a chip-pan, must be a Dirty Zach Taylor”
by The taylor family are tramps June 4, 2021
There’s that kid I’ve seen walking through Cowleaze, I’ve seen him wearing a Dead-Pool t-shirt, aswell as a Batman t-shirt, he also stinks of shit, he must be a Dirty Adam Taylor”
by The taylor family are tramps June 4, 2021
when your vagina gets caught in the toaster but it feels really nice so you turn it on while sticking two of your brothers penises up your ass and the cream cheese gets squirted into your eyeballs until you moan out "lightly sparkling spring water!"
by thefull8inches August 18, 2023
The act of a Heeb going to a bank taking $100 worth of pennies and shoving them in their rectum and liking every penny clean
by Taylor is a heeb April 28, 2023