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dirty smeagol 

when you deep throat someone until they gurgle "gollum" three times
i dirty smeagoled her mom till her throat was sore
dirty smeagol by slipknotic7 November 20, 2009
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Dirty Smeagol 

1) Someone or something that is ill, unwashed or generally in a bad condition.

2) An unsavoury character

3) Someone of unfortunate looks that is slightly odd
1) "I was disgusted by the dirty smeagol begging at my feet"

2) "That tramp is following me around like a fly around shit, what a dirty smeagol!"

3) "That dirty smeagul was dropped on his head at birth and has 6 fingers"
Dirty Smeagol by Jimlad86 July 8, 2010

dirty smeagle 

someone who lurks in the corner, usually by the first name of kayla or lauren. this person typically has no friends, and if they do their name is big al.
wow, kayla is really being dirty smeagle today
dirty smeagle by bigalroxsox October 22, 2011
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