Dirty Slurpee

When a man performs cunnilingus on his lady while she takes a dump in the toilet. Similar to a blumpkin

After dinner, she asked for a dirty slurpee for dessert.

by HaloHaloisDeBomb July 11, 2016

dirty slurpee

After finishing up with a 'slurpy' suck session, you blow on your favorite girl's face then proceed to spray explosive diahrea in her general direction.

Nicole LeDouche took the dirty slurpee like a champ! Look at that little whore go!

by A. Flaming Shitbag October 14, 2006

Dirty Slurpee

When a lady gives her man head after anal sex with her.

My girl gave me a dirty slurpee last night.

by Soy lady January 23, 2021