Dirty Slong 

A Dirty Slong is a flithy male organ, also known as the pennis. A long, dirty pennis.

That guy has a dirty slong!

Dirty Slong by JL<>Loove August 26, 2010

Dirty Shlongy 

The act consisting of a man sticking his tongue in another man's anus, then licking his own upper lip.

Jeff gave himself a Dirty Shlongy.

Dirty Shlongy by Lisa_G September 8, 2005

dirty shongo

When a man puts a hole in his mattress,jizzes in it and then the girl bobs for apples in that hole .She then takes the appl and shoves it up her ass,the man ties her up so tight the aplle pops out her ass and the guy has to eat it with hot sauce.

I gave this girl a dirty shongo last night and I had to leave the country.

dirty shongo by Butterfly5384 April 24, 2022

erica's long and dirty ice tea 

ice tea, mandarin vodka, lime juice, and c-up (selection brand 7-up), shaken and served. (note: make sure you shake before adding the c-up)

a.k.a. orgasm in a glass

bar go-er: hey, can i get an erica's long and dirty ice tea?

bartender: sorry we don't serve those here, they're too intensely fantastic for a public venue such as this.

erica's long and dirty ice tea by kristen123 January 30, 2009