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Dirty Skipper

It is like a game of Leap Frog, except it is a group of oiled men lined up naked, bent over with a finger in the ass of the person in front of them. The "Skipper" has to leap frog over each one. They get a point for each finger knocked out of an ass from slamming his taint down. The Skipper is automatically disqualified should the person whose finger was removed can place their finger inside the Skipper's ass prior to the Skipper clearing the next man.
I have baby oil, who wants to play dirty skipper?
Dirty Skipper by The Dirty Skipper September 22, 2021
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Dirty Skipper

It is like a game of Leap Frog, except it is a group of oiled men lined up naked, bent over with a finger in the ass of the person in front of them. The "Skipper" has to leap frog over each one. They get a point for each finger knocked out of an ass from slamming his taint down. The Skipper is automatically disqualified should the person whose finger was removed can place their finger inside the Skipper's ass prior to the Skipper clearing the next man.
I have baby oil, who wants to play dirty skipper?
Dirty Skipper by The Dirty Skipper September 22, 2021

dirty slipper 

This happens when when you hook up with a girl at her house or apartment. After sexy time, you take dump in one of her slippers. The next morning when she puts on her slippers, you yell, "DIRTY SLIPPER!" and smack her in the face, then run out of the house screaming and laughing.
"Dude, I gave Jen the dirty slipper lat night!"
"Wow man, that's pretty damn gross."
dirty slipper by steve-n-craig January 21, 2014

Grandpa's Dirty House Slipper 

Grandpa's Dirty House Slipper, in keeping with the definition of House Slipper, is the act of an elderly male homeowner engaging in unprotected anal sex with a male residential services provider, i.e., home health aid, lawn care worker, maid, plumber, cable guy, in exchange for the worker to provide free or extra services.
Howard needed his lawn mowed and the shrubs trimmed around his yard. However, his social security check only stretched so far and he could not afford to pay for those services. Therefore, Howard availed himself to sex and performed a Grandpa's Dirty House Slipper with a young male lawn care worker mowing the yard of his neighbor's home. Howard ended up with neatest yard and the best groomed shrubs in the whole community.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026