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Dirty selena

The action of taking ones finger and sticking it in a pot of jam, then proceeding to stick it in a guys ass in the hopes that milking his prostate with said finger will make his ejaculate taste sweeter than usual
Gurl, I did a dirty Selena last night, it really made a difference to the taste
Dirty selena by Michiefor October 21, 2020

Dirty Serene 

The act of smacking someone on the dick, with a rolled up Party Pizza.
I had to break up with Karen from finance. She gave me a Dirty Serene while I was sleeping.

Dirty Selena

The action of taking ones finger and sticking it in a pot of jam, then preceding to stick it in a guys ass in the hopes that milking his prostate with said finger will make his ejaculate taste sweeter than usual
Gurl, I tried a dirty Selena last night, it definitely made a difference to the taste!!!
Dirty Selena by Michiefor September 29, 2020

Dirty Selena

A nasty bitch who likes to spice things up... literally. She will drizzle diablo sauce on the tip of the penis and slip it in just to feel the sensation of burning in her vag.
Dirty Selena put her partner in immense pain after the diablo sauce gave full affect.
Dirty Selena by HiQualiti April 25, 2020

Dirty Selena

Someone who would rather shove a dildo covered in ants up her snatch than hold a baby
She did a dirty Selena When she was offered to hold the newborn baby
Dirty Selena by Michiefor September 29, 2020

Dirty selena

Theres no such thing...selena is perfect.
There is no such thing as dirty selena
Dirty selena by Uhhhhuh August 30, 2019
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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