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Dirty robert 

A person who wanks to anime porn and nearly gets murdered at mcdonalds
Ugh I'm such a dirty robert
Dirty robert by Thatfatawkwardkid January 28, 2020

dirty robert 

the act of watching hentai while orgasming from a vibrator
"dude, this guy fucking creamed when watching hentai in class! he pulled a dirty robert!"
dirty robert by Glizzyglobber October 31, 2022

dirty roberto 

A sexual manouver that envolves a south western Mexican. The Mexican is required to have a small baglama ( Turkish musical instrument ) while being inserted in to any of the participants rectal hole. While this is occurring everyone else taking part in the sexual activity must be freestyle dancing in a middle eastern manner along with the tune of the Mexicans guitar.
Dude, yesterday this party totally turned in to a big dirty roberto
dirty roberto by Rod and Todd August 27, 2008

dirty robert 

fucking a girl in the ass while she's passed out with mono
last night i needed some so i pulled a dirty robert
dirty robert by bobby t April 24, 2005

Dirty Roberta

A girl that has sex with any man that shows interest in her . If the man has a girlfriend or wife that’s just a bonus for her.
A dirty Roberta took my husband home from the bar last night , he is now living back at his moms place.
Dirty Roberta by Scizzott 402 July 26, 2022

Dirty Robert 

Big fat guy that works for a water department
That Dirty Robert screwed up our job again!
Dirty Robert by ladaf#@$inda November 18, 2007
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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