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Dirty Quaver

To get a crisp/potato chip and wipe up smegma using the crisp/potato chip and then eat it.
John: "Hey babe you've still got my dick cheese in your teeth"
Claudia: "Oh from the dirty quaver last night?"
by DrDirtyshmirtz April 22, 2021
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Dirty Quaker

The sexual act of using a quaker oats cereal bar as an anal plug.
Guy 1:
My wife surprised the hell out of me last night when she pulled the Dirty quaker out of her ass and set it on the night stand.

Guy 2:
Holy shit!
by H. Karl September 16, 2011
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