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Dirty Pork Chop 

highly discolored and deformed labia. Could be the result of not grooming, child birth, or giving up the pussy too much.

The labia look like a pork chop that has been cooked, and droped on the floor.
I was going to go down on her, but she was sporting a dirty pork chop
Dirty Pork Chop by Sonny Hooper April 12, 2004

Dirty Pork Chop 

See "Beef Curtains", not dirty pork chop, A vagina that has lips that hang down they are considered curtains.
I was watching a porno the other day. Man! This chick had some beef curtains ,not dirty pork chop,.
Dirty Pork Chop by Novellprize October 30, 2006

dirty porkchop 

when two guys get together an slap there small cocks on a pork chop and then perform anal sex while eating the precum glazed porkchop
tim hey do you want to have anal sex?
booger yah man. lets do a dirty porkchop
dirty porkchop by tom jones 3 December 10, 2012
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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