Dirty Mendes 

A variation of the Dirty Sanchez. Instead of giving a girl a cum moustache, you cover her whole body with cum. The Dirty Mendes is named after Alex, the hairiest kid at Holy Trinity.

Alex wanted to go to prom with Amanda so he could give her a Dirty Mendes at the after party.

Dirty Mendes by HT Titan June 24, 2005

Dirty Mendez 

A Dirty Mendez is where 2 people have sex and play Fortnite at the same time, hopefully catching a dub in the process.

Pulled a Dirty Mendez on Jenny the other night, pulled it around for a Victory Royale too!

Dirty Mendez by Zandzz June 29, 2020

Dirty Mendez 

A type of dance where you clean your ass on someone else's leg. A very dirty dance.

There was no paper in the club restroom so I'm going to do the Dirty Mendez on the dance floor.

Dirty Mendez by Jesus "Chuy June 19, 2008

dirty mendek 

A guy with two or more personalities and one of them is being extremely vulgar.

is it dirty mendek talking again?

dirty mendek by Igor Kikena September 3, 2007

Dirty Mendez 

The Dirty Mendez refers to the collection of pubic hair on a man's face after performing cunnilingus.

<this is not an example, rather, the origin of The DIrty Mendez>

A friend of mine, his last name is Mendez, tried to grow his goatee. he has a very young face so it looked rather strange at first.

The hairs were thin and at first resembled pubes. We teased him becuase he looked like he had gone down on a girl without washing his face.

I said, "Instead of the Dirty Sanchez, you have the Dirty Mendez." The rest is history.

Dirty Mendez by The Horny Owl August 19, 2008