Dirty Mellissa

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While having heterosexual intercourse with your male partner, specifically, using a strap on to have anal sex with male partner. Remove the strap on from the males anus and start to finger paint with poop on the males back with the strap on and draw your best impression of a unicorn while shouting "I'm the next Bob Ross!".

Physiologist: "So why are you here?"

Patient: "I like Dirty Mellissa."

Dirty Mellissa by Captain Awesome 86 April 1, 2020

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Dirty Melissa

When a friend comes out of the room after having sex, takes the condom off, and slaps you square in the face with it.

I cant believe Chris gave me a dirty melissa yesterday!

Dirty Melissa by Drtrucks11 May 28, 2019

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dirty melissa

When a girl is beating you off with a ridiculous amount of vaseline in the back of a taxi. Then gives you a blow job while the gobs of vaseline run over her lips and face.

Aye you skeeeeyuuuu that bitch gave me a dirty melissa after the bar last night, her name wasn't even melissa.

dirty melissa by DocMc November 8, 2015

Dirty Melissa

Dirty mouth

Why you got such a dirty Melissa

Dirty Melissa by Mind dirty April 3, 2020

Dirty melissa

When a girl get super drunk and try’s to go down in her best friend then pees the bed!

How was your girls night last weekend? It was great until my best friend pulled a dirty melissa on me!

Dirty melissa by Dirty chia April 15, 2020

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

Word of the Day on August 19, 2026