Dirty Matteo

The act of spanking and feeding berries and cream to your boyfriend while ringing him.

Yesterday I was giving him a Dirty Matteo when his mum walked in

Dirty Matteo by RogerTheSexOffender January 5, 2022

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Dirty Mateo

A guy named Mateo that is really dirty and doesn't take a shower for a year.. but the girls still love him though!!

Girl: I love Mateo!!

Boy: that kid?!! He very dirty you know..

Girl: I don't care.. I STILL LOVE DIRTY MATEO

Dirty Mateo by DIRTY MATEO FOR LIFE September 30, 2016

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Dirty Matheo

When the anal hole is so big that you can fit your cock and hand at the same time so when you cum you grab the jizz and finger it deep enough into the anal and keep on pumping it.

We fuck long enough so i did a Dirty Matheo

Dirty Matheo by cööchie män February 5, 2021

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Dirty Matheo

When cock makes the anal hole so big that you can put a bagel around the hole and fuck it

her anal hole was so big that I did a Dirty Matheo

Dirty Matheo by cööchie män February 11, 2021

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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