Dirty Marcelo
Handsome, lightskin, attractive body builder with a massive 35 inch cock.
He lowkey gets all the bitches.
He lowkey gets all the bitches.
Dirty Marcelo by Tommas Larg September 7, 2021
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Dirty Marcello
When you go to that party and hook up with that crazy bitch who, after giving you a pleasant yet rough hand job, shits on your hand wherein you proceed to fist her loose vagina with your shitty hand while screaming your ex girlfriend/wife's name.
Guy 1: "Yo I heard things got real weird last night at that party."
Guy 2: "Yeah...... I gave that Dunkin Donuts bitch Stacy the old 'Dirty Marcello'."
Guy 1: ".....She shit on your hand and you fisted her screaming your ex girlfriends name? You realize she was 14 right bro?"
Guy 2: "......Fuck."
Guy 2: "Yeah...... I gave that Dunkin Donuts bitch Stacy the old 'Dirty Marcello'."
Guy 1: ".....She shit on your hand and you fisted her screaming your ex girlfriends name? You realize she was 14 right bro?"
Guy 2: "......Fuck."
Dirty Marcello by ChrisMarcello October 11, 2012
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Dirty Marcella
When the female partner queefs whilst fitting a jar of pickled eggs up her vagina forcefully, often causing consecutive queefs which gradually arouse the male partner.
Man, I met this bird and she took me to her place, I undressed and turned and I saw her pulling a dirty marcella, beautiful shit.
Dirty Marcella by RAFSHE7 April 18, 2020
Dirty Marcel
The act of sticking a cucumber with a small hole into the vagina of a woman. Then while it is inside the woman you simply fill the hole with semen. Once this has been fulfilled you leave the cucumber in so that it will ferment into a pickle. With said pickle you give it to a person named Marcel.
Guy 1: Hey do you know what would be absolutely hilarious??
Guy 2: No, tell me what you are thinking.
Guy 1: We should do a Dirty Marcel
Kool aid guy: Oh yeah!
Guy 2: No, tell me what you are thinking.
Guy 1: We should do a Dirty Marcel
Kool aid guy: Oh yeah!
Dirty Marcel by D1ldoBaggins September 13, 2023
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