Dirty Llama
Last week some girl was giving me head and i spit on her face. She flipped out and asked me why i always do that, then she asked me if i was some kinda of Dirty llama.
Dirty Llama by Phillip Ungerer January 18, 2008
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Dirty Llama
dupree: hey you know that libarian you set me up with?
molly: yeahh?
dupree: well after i did her i left a little suprise on your couch
molly: what kind of suprise?
dupree: a DIRTY LLAMA!
molly: yeahh?
dupree: well after i did her i left a little suprise on your couch
molly: what kind of suprise?
dupree: a DIRTY LLAMA!
Dirty Llama by caleighvictoria July 26, 2010
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Dirty Lamar
Oh man Lamar has been talking to that girl for a while. I think he might take her home and do a dirty lamar on her.
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Dirty Lama
Bro, I met this guy who said he'd give me enlightenment if I sucked his tongue like a lollipop. So I gave him the ol' Dirty Lama.
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Dirty lamar
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