dirty leonard

When you have sex with someone you are not attracted to. Right before climax you pull out and piss on them, while crying. You then proceed to masturbate alone to finish.

Person A - "Hey how's it going man?"
Person B - "Yeah I'm doing fine I guess..."
Person A - "You sure man? Looks like you've been served a dirty Leonard again."
Person B - "Yeah... Maybe I should get a divorce, it's the third time she's done it this week."

by LockAndBoat May 10, 2020

Dirty Leonard

Where a guy lubes a dildo with his own shit and the rams in down his dickhole

Yo you ever tried doing a dirty leonard

by Jjuimh May 10, 2020

Dirty Leonardo

Usually a sagittarius, is a man/woman who makes their partner cum as many times as their birthday + the letters in their name. If the partners legs are not shaking after what follows is an insane oral which usually leads to being paralyzed from the legs down for a couple of days.

If you see a Wheelchair in your room? Be ready for a dirty dirty Leonardo.

by secretlyweknow September 1, 2021

Dirty Leonarda

When a woman cums on a man’s dick while pissing and screaming: “daddy! My juices are leaking!” And moaning his name. After that the man proceeds to shit in the woman’s mouth and forces her to eat it

“That girl gave me a dirty leonarda last night and it was enjoyable”

by Man what am I doing with life? November 7, 2021