Dirty Laikin

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When you hit it in the back of mcdonald’s with the man grabbing grass and inserting it into you

Did you see her getting a dirty laikin?

Dirty Laikin by bloopersfromtk June 13, 2020

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Dirty Larkin

The act of defecating on a woman's chest, spelling "donner" with your shit, then titty fucking her. When you reach your climax, ejaculate in a the shape of an L on top of the shit.

Dude I heard Tim gave Will a dirty larkin last night! I totally saw that "cumming".

Dirty Larkin by LarkinLove November 1, 2007

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Dirty Larkin

To eat insects while getting fucked in the eye.

We was doing the dirty Larkin last night and she was sick with how much she ate.

Dirty Larkin by Notchyomomma September 10, 2021

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Dirty Laykin

When you are having sex with a man, and the guy stops and with his dick in your vagina starts eating a sandwich for a break, then decides to pull out, and cum on it because its not flavorful enough. After that the man (90% Of The Time Named Laykin) stick his big toe in your anus and in sync with his toe, and dick goes in and out. This is when you need to leave, because after that, he will drug you, and you will wake up with an empty bottle of lube halfway in your vagina, and a stinging pain in your anus because of him having sex with your drugged body.

Laykin gave me a Dirty Laykin, and I almost want one again!

Dirty Laykin by DA BOYIIIZZ January 31, 2023

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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