When performing doggy style, reach around and fish hook your partner with both hands and whisper in their ear "my hot co-worker fucked a lot better then you are earlier tonight" and hold on for the wild ride!
Man did you hear? Crews pulled a DirtyJude on his girl last night. He came out smiling with a black eye
when a girl farts and then shits on your bed and rolls around in it, she then jumps at the wall in numerous shapes to leave silhouettes of shit on your wall. she then smokes all the batteries in the house and gets too high to breathe and thus forth. dies.
person 1: did you hear about Sally!
person 2: no what happened??
person 1: she suffered a dirtyjodie!!