dirty josue
dirty josue by mazzdesolation April 17, 2020
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Dirty Josue
When she fills her mouth with your national stereotypical food (ex: guac if you're hispanic/hummus if you're Arab) and she goes down on you while wearing your least favorite sports jersey
Josue: yo can I borrow your Madrid Jersey?
Joel: why do you ask?
Josue: im tryna get my girl to do a Dirty Josue tonight
Joel: why do you ask?
Josue: im tryna get my girl to do a Dirty Josue tonight
Dirty Josue by RoSuain Joeltoman December 6, 2024
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Dirty Josue
When you shit on someones forehead and stuff it into their nose using your bbc dih. Usually after vomiting inside of their mouth while pouring soy sauce on each other.
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Dirty Jose
Dirty Jose by Mushroom chode January 19, 2019
Dirty Jose
Someone who has a long spicy Italian sausage between there legs that absolutely woos the girls panties right off
Yo when Matt passed by I think I witnessed a Dirty Jose, Omar's panties flew right off! -ThisIsntJose
Dirty Jose by ThisIsntJose December 1, 2021
dirty josef
The dirty Josef is when you fuck her ass doggy style and nut in her ass then pull out and let it dribble down. As it dribbles down you catch it in a cup, sprinkle some hot sauce on top and she shoots it down.
dirty josef by The meme group May 19, 2019
DIRTY JOSE
When you are in a connected line of sex eating each other's boners at 1am while ten girls are waiting in line for some action, harder than ever felt before in the universe with fucking all the way hahaha.
DIRTY JOSE by Emi's fat ass March 7, 2022
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