when a girl farts and then shits on your bed and rolls around in it, she then jumps at the wall in numerous shapes to leave silhouettes of shit on your wall. she then smokes all the batteries in the house and gets too high to breathe and thus forth. dies.
person 1: did you hear about Sally!
person 2: no what happened??
person 1: she suffered a dirty jodie!!
A dirty joie is when you are walking to your closet and your little sister is laying on her bed beside it. Seeing you are in a vulnerable state with your back turned to her she sticks her crusty, dirty, fungus filled, cinderella step-sister lookin' toes up ur ass. The dirty is the poop that is now on her toes.
Omg stop being a dirty joie I just want to get my clothes out of the closet.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"