Dirty Jesus 

verb, when a priest fucks a choir boy in the asshole.

Mark saw Father Maconnolley dirty jesus in a confessional.

Dirty Jesus by SUPATHUGG4LIFE November 3, 2010

Dirty Jesus 

Much like the Dirty Sanchez, but in the Missionary Position.

much like the dirty sanchez, but yet not... more like the Dirty Jesus

Dirty Jesus by PabloHyde October 4, 2011

Dirty Jesus 

Bad ass beaner who eats more than just beans, and cuts more than just grass.

damn Dirty Jesus, you sure like beans. Go mow my lawn.

Dirty Jesus by sswankythegoat July 4, 2020

Da' dirty jesus

When your surprised or shocked by something you might say Da' dirty jesus.

Man1: Did you hear fred got expelled!
Man2: Da' dirty jesus

Da' dirty jesus by johnny 99 July 12, 2009

Dirty Pirate Jesus

When a man is receiving oral, and just before he ejaculates, he pulls his member from her throat(or mouth) and nuts in her eye, similar to an Angry Pirate, but then shouts "May the Power of Christ Compel You!" And does the cross hand motions(head, genitals, left then right shoulders) and hits her with the V8 forehead palm-tap, causing her to stumble and fall backwards.

Janice thought she was about to swallow Tom's huge load, but instead found herself in a staredown with Dirty Pirate Jesus as Tom ran off maniacally giggling about "Exercising Hoe Demons"

Dirty Pirate Jesus by Captain Snackpack January 3, 2024

dirty jess 

a "dirty jess" is a sexual term for oral sex. Most commonly known as "extreme 69" but more intense, where at the end, both of the participants float away in a hamster wheel.

boy1: yo wanna do a dirty jess?
girl1: sure daddy *floats away*

dirty jess by okthen... April 20, 2022

Dirty Jesse 

This guy is so cool, they wrote a song about how hot his girl is!

Fucking a Dirty Jesse is like fucking a rock star.

Dirty Jesse by JB224 June 19, 2020