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Dirty Jesus 

Much like the Dirty Sanchez, but in the Missionary Position.
much like the dirty sanchez, but yet not... more like the Dirty Jesus
Dirty Jesus by PabloHyde October 4, 2011

Dirty Jesus 

Bad ass beaner who eats more than just beans, and cuts more than just grass.
damn Dirty Jesus, you sure like beans. Go mow my lawn.
Dirty Jesus by sswankythegoat July 4, 2020

Da' dirty jesus

When your surprised or shocked by something you might say Da' dirty jesus.
Man1: Did you hear fred got expelled!
Man2: Da' dirty jesus
Da' dirty jesus by johnny 99 July 12, 2009

Dirty Pirate Jesus

When a man is receiving oral, and just before he ejaculates, he pulls his member from her throat(or mouth) and nuts in her eye, similar to an Angry Pirate, but then shouts "May the Power of Christ Compel You!" And does the cross hand motions(head, genitals, left then right shoulders) and hits her with the V8 forehead palm-tap, causing her to stumble and fall backwards.
Janice thought she was about to swallow Tom's huge load, but instead found herself in a staredown with Dirty Pirate Jesus as Tom ran off maniacally giggling about "Exercising Hoe Demons"

dirty jess 

a "dirty jess" is a sexual term for oral sex. Most commonly known as "extreme 69" but more intense, where at the end, both of the participants float away in a hamster wheel.
boy1: yo wanna do a dirty jess?
girl1: sure daddy *floats away*
dirty jess by okthen... April 20, 2022

Dirty Jesse 

This guy is so cool, they wrote a song about how hot his girl is!
Fucking a Dirty Jesse is like fucking a rock star.
Dirty Jesse by JB224 June 19, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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