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Dirty Jed 

Saying "I love you" either: When you first meet a girl, or when you say it too early in the relationship and scare the girl off.
His relationship was going smoothly, until he pulled a Dirty Jed and spooked her.
Dirty Jed by Chrono625 April 22, 2020

Dirty Jedi 

When two homosexuals undertake in anal sex, and they both pull out when they are done and slap them together like light-sabers.
Man that was a crazy night Joe... we will never tell anyone about the Dirty Jedi we did

Dirty Jedidiah 

A sex act made on volunteer ave in Manchester tn Where you are butt fucking a woman and crunch cheese puffs all over your Amish beard and make her eat the pieces out of your beard afterwards
Hey that guy gave her a dirty Jedidiah last night

He must live on volunteer avenue to be doing the dirty jedidiah

Dirty Jedi 

To stealth-fully assassinate someone or begin a fight using a light saber. Though the light saber must function properly or death will follow swiftly. Killing any witnesses is optional, and a Vendetta can be called after being assassinated.
Tom pulled a Dirty Jedi when I was taking a shit.
Dirty Jedi by Fro Fro September 2, 2010

Dirty Jedeya 

We were in the nightclub bathrom doing the dirty Jedeya , till the bouncer threw us out, lol.
Dirty Jedeya by anonymous April 6, 2023
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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