Dirty Jarrod

When you sit on you own Dick in an attempt to fuck your own ass

Dude I giving myself a dirty Jarrod feels awesome

by Cuddlebear May 17, 2019

Dirty Jarrod

When you get a girl completely naked, without penetrating, then abruptly leave to go make a sandwich (must be deli meat, no burgers, hot dogs, ect.), and eat the sandwich, while finishing yourself off on her toilet. Then leave without saying a word.

He left without saying anything.

Are you missing lunch meat?

Yeah, how did you know?

He must have given you the Dirty Jarrod.

by DirtyJHuds August 24, 2020

dirty jarred

When your girls does not shower for 40 days, and when she spreads her legs it looks like you are pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich.

1: last night my girl had a dirty jarred going on.
2: what did you do?
3: I went in anyway, pussy is pussy.

by DrinkinBro December 31, 2016

Dirty Jarred

Super gay guy who is also a hipster and loves ugly small cocks.

“Did you see Dirty Jarred on the weekend? “
“Yeah he was trying to suck André’s cock again.”

by Uncle Daddie May 3, 2020

dirty jarod

dirty jarod is the sexual act of performing anal sex with fresh honey as lube with either 1 or 3 men never two.

What’d u get up to last night ?
I had a dirty jarod with my coworkers

by Real cactus November 18, 2023