Dirty Jarrod

When you sit on you own Dick in an attempt to fuck your own ass

Dude I giving myself a dirty Jarrod feels awesome

by Cuddlebear May 17, 2019

Dirty Jarrod

When you get a girl completely naked, without penetrating, then abruptly leave to go make a sandwich (must be deli meat, no burgers, hot dogs, ect.), and eat the sandwich, while finishing yourself off on her toilet. Then leave without saying a word.

He left without saying anything.

Are you missing lunch meat?

Yeah, how did you know?

He must have given you the Dirty Jarrod.

by DirtyJHuds August 24, 2020