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Dirty Jarrod 

When you sit on you own Dick in an attempt to fuck your own ass
Dude I giving myself a dirty Jarrod feels awesome
Dirty Jarrod by Cuddlebear May 17, 2019
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Dirty Jarrod 

When you get a girl completely naked, without penetrating, then abruptly leave to go make a sandwich (must be deli meat, no burgers, hot dogs, ect.), and eat the sandwich, while finishing yourself off on her toilet. Then leave without saying a word.
He left without saying anything.

Are you missing lunch meat?

Yeah, how did you know?

He must have given you the Dirty Jarrod.
Dirty Jarrod by DirtyJHuds August 24, 2020

dirty jarred 

When your girls does not shower for 40 days, and when she spreads her legs it looks like you are pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich.
1: last night my girl had a dirty jarred going on.
2: what did you do?
3: I went in anyway, pussy is pussy.
dirty jarred by DrinkinBro December 31, 2016

Dirty Jarred 

Super gay guy who is also a hipster and loves ugly small cocks.
“Did you see Dirty Jarred on the weekend? “
“Yeah he was trying to suck André’s cock again.”
Dirty Jarred by Uncle Daddie May 3, 2020

dirty jarod 

dirty jarod is the sexual act of performing anal sex with fresh honey as lube with either 1 or 3 men never two.
What’d u get up to last night ?
I had a dirty jarod with my coworkers
dirty jarod by Real cactus November 18, 2023
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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