Dirty Jared

When the male partner dips his nose into a tub of guacamole and then proceeds to rub and poke his nose into the female's rim. The action of rubbing and poking is akin to that of anal fisting-albeit with a nose.

Boy 1: Hey you gut any guacamole?

Boy 2: Huh? Eating some salsa?

Boy 1: Nah man, going to Dirty Jared my girl.

Dirty Jared by SLAPPY BAG April 1, 2012

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Dirty jaedon

When you get your rectum destroyed while operating a long liner saying "Holy fuck Big B I need more".

Jaedon: "Damn Big B you're looking fine in your rubber gear"
Big B: "You're fucking right bud, bend that ass over I'll get the squid jigger"
Jaedon: "Let's get this going, start jigging Big B"
Big B: "I'm bout to give you a dirty Jaedon bitch!"

Dirty jaedon by Dirty McLovin June 24, 2021

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Dirty Jaedi

The action of giving back shots with a micro-penis, until they get extreme friction burn, then continue to fuck them until there uterus tears and bleeds all over your dick and then you grab their dead body and shove your dick into their mouth.

"Hey Noah guess what I did with my ex, I gave her the Dirty Jaedi".

Dirty Jaedi by Jaedi Hilton November 24, 2024

cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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