The Dirty Heinrich means to tie a spoon to your dick with the shovel towards your asshole. If you have erectile malfunction you take a shit onto the spoon and the weight pushes your dick up for a long lasting, nice smelling fuck.
Of course its a german invention
"hey man yesterday i couldn't get an erection while my wife wanted it so bad"
The act of kidnapping an underage quadruple amputee, also known as a nugget, and fulfilling every sexual fantasy with him/her whilst watching The Princess Bride. Then filming a homemade, erotic version of The Princess Bride called The Nugget Bride to sell on the dark web. After filming, if the nugget is no longer desirable, they are placed in a burlap sack (to resemble a nugget) and discarded behind a McDonald's.
The term originated and saw heavy use in the United States but is gaining popularity in Australia.
It was supposed to be Bernie's 7th birthday tomorrow but John took her and pulled a Dirty Heintz. It's not all bad though, she has a nice wheelchair and can almost afford a psychologist.
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.