Dirty Hefin
When you rub your dick against a lamppost in the middle of winter and your tip gets stuck yo the pole.
Dirty Hefin by hellohellohello028492 July 2, 2023
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Dirty Heinrich
The Dirty Heinrich means to tie a spoon to your dick with the shovel towards your asshole. If you have erectile malfunction you take a shit onto the spoon and the weight pushes your dick up for a long lasting, nice smelling fuck.
Of course its a german invention
Of course its a german invention
"hey man yesterday i couldn't get an erection while my wife wanted it so bad"
"aw man next time just do the dirty Heinrich!"
"aw man next time just do the dirty Heinrich!"
Dirty Heinrich by Grinzold56 January 31, 2020
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Dirty Heintz
The act of kidnapping an underage quadruple amputee, also known as a nugget, and fulfilling every sexual fantasy with him/her whilst watching The Princess Bride. Then filming a homemade, erotic version of The Princess Bride called The Nugget Bride to sell on the dark web. After filming, if the nugget is no longer desirable, they are placed in a burlap sack (to resemble a nugget) and discarded behind a McDonald's.
The term originated and saw heavy use in the United States but is gaining popularity in Australia.
The term originated and saw heavy use in the United States but is gaining popularity in Australia.
It was supposed to be Bernie's 7th birthday tomorrow but John took her and pulled a Dirty Heintz. It's not all bad though, she has a nice wheelchair and can almost afford a psychologist.
Dirty Heintz by The Black Humour April 8, 2021