Dirty Hefin
When you rub your dick against a lamppost in the middle of winter and your tip gets stuck yo the pole.
Dirty Hefin by hellohellohello028492 July 2, 2023
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Dirty Heinrich
The Dirty Heinrich means to tie a spoon to your dick with the shovel towards your asshole. If you have erectile malfunction you take a shit onto the spoon and the weight pushes your dick up for a long lasting, nice smelling fuck.
Of course its a german invention
Of course its a german invention
"hey man yesterday i couldn't get an erection while my wife wanted it so bad"
"aw man next time just do the dirty Heinrich!"
"aw man next time just do the dirty Heinrich!"
Dirty Heinrich by Grinzold56 January 31, 2020
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Dirty Heintz
The act of kidnapping an underage quadruple amputee, also known as a nugget, and fulfilling every sexual fantasy with him/her whilst watching The Princess Bride. Then filming a homemade, erotic version of The Princess Bride called The Nugget Bride to sell on the dark web. After filming, if the nugget is no longer desirable, they are placed in a burlap sack (to resemble a nugget) and discarded behind a McDonald's.
The term originated and saw heavy use in the United States but is gaining popularity in Australia.
The term originated and saw heavy use in the United States but is gaining popularity in Australia.
It was supposed to be Bernie's 7th birthday tomorrow but John took her and pulled a Dirty Heintz. It's not all bad though, she has a nice wheelchair and can almost afford a psychologist.
Dirty Heintz by The Black Humour April 8, 2021
Toe Rag
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026
Eternity leave
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
jody
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
girl grip
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026