Dirty Heard

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When you shit on the bed, and then file for divorce.

Amber was a crazy bitch. When her marriage began to fail, she took a Dirty Heard, and smiled.

Dirty Heard by Garrett Marshall July 22, 2023

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Dirty Heardy

The act of shitting on someone else’s side of the bed ala Amber Heard to Johnny Depp

That weirdo pulled a Dirty Heardy and then left

Dirty Heardy by Dutchman-Dave May 6, 2022

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Related Words

Dirty Heard • Dirty Heardy • hard dirt • dirtyhead • dirty beard • dirty hardin • dirty headboard • dirty headbutt • Dirty Headshot • dirty

hard dirt

The really hard piece of poop that won't come out.

I cried while I was pooping because that hard dirt just wouldn't come out!

hard dirt by laurene716 May 25, 2011

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Hard Dirt

Having sex in a forest clearing

He got some hard dirt last night.

Hard Dirt by L0ri3 May 24, 2018

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dirtyhead

sam c; a girl whos really dirty, but gives fine head

sam c is a complete dirtyhead

dirtyhead by RossTheBoss April 23, 2004

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dirtyhead

A retarded-ass fan of feminem,slim anus, wutever you wanna call the lil bitch boy.

A Juggalo wouldn't even wipe his ass with a dirtyheads face.

dirtyhead by sway the o.d.d. July 23, 2003

briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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